ON FOOTBALLIt's that time of year again. Time for me to make my NFL picks, throwing out predictions that — more often than not — end up being so far off base, I'm mistaken for a violinist rather than a sports journalist.
Anyway, I still hang on to that ounce of hope that one of these days I'll pick the NFC Wild Card teams correctly. And that, yes, I'll actually get the Super Bowl winner right. http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif
Like any team (even the Lions), hope springs eternal on this first day of the season. I'm working with a clean slate:
AMERICAN FOOTBALL CONFERENCEAFC East1. New England Patriots 13-3: Doubt the Pats at your own risk. That's what they want you to do. And then they'll make you look sillier than string. As long as T
om Brady stays healthy, another division title is in the books.
2. New York Jets 8-8:
Brett Favre doubles the explosiveness of the offense, and
Jerricho Cotchery will be a huge beneficiary of the new quarterback. But the defense will be porous. No return to the playoffs for Brett.
3. Buffalo Bills 7-9: They overachieved with this record a year ago. And I don't seriously expect
Trent Edwards to lead them to more wins this season. At least they'll keep the die-hard fans in Buffalo thinking playoffs until December.
4. Miami Dolphins 5-11: No,
Chad Pennington won't throw any bombs. But he's one accurate quarterback. And if he can hit
Ted Ginn Jr. in the open field with room to run, this offense can have a few bright spots. The defense will miss "Dancing with the Stars" stalwart
Jason Taylor.
AFC North1. Pittsburgh Steelers 10-6:
Ben Roethlisberger will continue to develop into one of the league's best QBs, and he's got himself a No. 1 wide receiver in big-play guy
Santonio Holmes. The running-back situation is solid. So is the defense.
*2. Cleveland Browns 9-7: Yep, the Browns are headed back to the postseason. A couple of new linemen will do enough to help the defense, and
Derek Anderson will prove that he's no one-year wonder. Of course, having
Braylon Edwards and
Kellen Winslow helps.
3. Cincinnati Bengals 7-9: I can't pick a team with such a quality QB to finish in the division's cellar.
Carson Palmer will have a strong year, with fewer interceptions. And his receivers, including new tight end
Ben Utecht, will put up huge numbers. Of course, a running game would be nice. And there's always the question of defense.
4. Baltimore Ravens 5-11: I don't care how mean-looking
Ray Lewis is and how fast and sneaky
Ed Reed is. If you're starting a rookie Q.B., you're in trouble. That's the Ravens' situation with
Joe Flacco.
AFC South1. Indianapolis Colts 11-5: What a division this will be. I would pick the Colts for more wins, except for the six division games they'll have to play. Anyone who thinks the Colts' time has passed is insane. The offense will be even more explosive with a healthy
Marvin Harrison back. And
Dwight Freeney's return benefits the defense.
*2. Jacksonville Jaguars 10-6: A schedule that shows zero easy games will make earning a playoff spot difficult. But it'll happen — barely. The big question will be what the wide receivers do to help out the offense. If they have breakout seasons, there will be more holes for
Fred Taylor and
Maurice Jones-Drew.
3. Tennessee Titans 8-8: The defense will remain one of the best in the business. The offense, on the other hand? Well,
Vince Young still has a lot of improving to do. And he doesn't have the WRs around him to get it done. I'm not sold on
Lendale White as a No. 1 running back.
4. Houston Texans 7-9: The Texans better hope that rookie
Steve Slaton is ready for action, because the backfield situation is dire.
Ahman Green is ancient and
Chris Brown is on injured reserve. I like the WRs, but if defenses key on them — well, they're not
Randy Moss. The defense remains weak.
AFC West1. San Diego Chargers 14-2: An easy schedule, a weak division and a damn good football team adds up to 14-2. This team is already thinking playoffs, and we're a few months away. The story to watch will be the health of
Shawne Merriman, who's risking a lot by playing.
2. Denver Broncos 8-8: You never know what you're gonna get from these guys, but
Mike Shanahan always has them competitive. That will be the case once again. The young offense should be improved, and the defensive backfield remains star-studded. Of course,
Champ Bailey and
Dre Bly can't run around covering WRs all day. Pressuring the quarterback — not to mention stopping the run — could be an issue.
3. Oakland Raiders 5-11: Well, you can say this about the Raiders: They'll be unpredictable. Young guns
JaMarcus Russell and
Darren McFadden should have people watching in the Bay Area. Besides that, things will remain ugly.
4. Kansas City Chiefs 4-12: Memo to defenses playing the Chiefs: Focus on stopping the run, specifically
Larry Johnson. Why? Because no one should be scared of quarterback
Brodie Croyle.
Glenn Dorsey was a good draft pick, but he won't replace
Jared Allen's production.
NATIONAL FOOTBALL CONFERENCENFC East1. Dallas Cowboys 12-4: They play in a tough enough division that four losses is a certainty. But no one can question the immense talent that you can smell while sitting in an El Paso eatery. This team figures to be explosive on both sides of the ball. The key will be not beating itself.
*2. Philadelphia Eagles 9-7: The big question: Will
Donovan McNabb actually stay healthy? I'm banking on yes. The second big question: Will
Brian Westbrook ever sit out because of an injury? I'm also banking on yes. He'll miss a few games, which will almost cost the Eagles a playoff spot. But not quite.
3. New York Giants 8-8: There will be no sneaking into the playoffs this time around. Losing
Osi Umenyiora was a killer, and the defense won't be as scary up front. The offense will be explosive, but still mistake-prone. And
Plaxico Burress will be constantly harrassed by defenses, since there are no other dangerous pass-catchers.
4. Washington Redskins 7-9: Don't count out the Redskins. They'll be in the playoff race until December.
Jason Campbell continues to progress at QB, and
Clinton Portis will have a big season running the ball. That still won't be enough, however, in this brutal division.http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif
NFC North1. Minnesota Vikings 10-6: I'm not buying the Vikings as a team to get to the Super Bowl. No, not this year. But they're good enough to win this division. Of course,
Adrian Peterson could get hurt and completely ruin this prognostication. That's the fragility of running backs. The continued development of will be key.
*2. Green Bay Packers 9-7: No, the Packers won't be as good without Favre. But
Aaron Rodgers will do enough to get them into the playoffs. And that, really, is all Packers faithful can hope for. He'll be helped by some of the best YAC WRs, led by
Greg Jennings.
3. Detroit Lions 6-10: Oh, the tricky Lions. I've learned to never expect great things out of this team, so don't expect me to ever pick them to make the playoffs — until they actually do. It'll be interesting to see if the pushed-around offensive line can actually open some holes for rookie
Kevin Smith.
4. Chicago Bears 6-10: The defense will dictate the Bears' win total, because the offensive is going to be mediocre at best. If the "D" can get back to its 2006 form, the team could do some things. If it plays like it did a year ago, expect an abysmal season. My question: Will safety
Mike Brown finally say healthy?
NFC South1. New Orleans Saints 10-6: This team is simply too sexy not to pick to make the playoffs. The offense has all the skill players, led by underrated quarterback
Drew Brees. Players must, however, cut down on dumb turnovers. We'll have to wait and see if the defense is improved.
2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-7: The defense will once again be very solid, but the offense looks, well, really old. The thought of
Jeff Garcia throwing to
Joey Galloway makes my skin wrinkle. At least running back
Earnest Graham is younger than 30. The team will need his energetic running to move the ball.
3. Carolina Panthers 8-8: Losing
Steve Smith for the opening two games — yep, he punched a teammate — doesn't bode well for a team playing in a tough division. The good news:
Jake Delhomme says he's playing pain-free for the first time in a few years. The bad news:
Julius Peppers might not be the player he used to be.http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif
4. Atlanta Falcons 3-13: I'll give them home wins over the Chiefs, the Bears and the Rams. Otherwise, it's going to be another morbid year for the franchise. Of course, the Falcons are in full rebuilding mode, so wins and losses won't exactly be the bottom line. But I wouldn't want to be a fan in the stands this season.
NFC West1. Seattle Seahawks 9-7: I love how Seattle takes advantage of its terrible division every season, just barely winning enough games to take first place. There will be no modification to the story this season. It will be interesting to watch the running-backs-by-committee show, but will keep the offense running. The defense is just so-so.
2. Arizona Cardinals 8-8: With a dangerous offense, they'll make a run at the Seahawks. But, as usual, they'll fall just short. Both sides of the ball will benefit from the continuity of just about everyone coming back, which should help with chemistry. But ultimately, there will be a couple close losses and the same record as a year ago.
3. St. Louis Rams 6-10: With
Steven Jackson healthy and happy, the offense will be much improved and much scarier than the 2007 version. The WRs, however, don't scare anyone. Rams fans are hoping rookie
Chris Long makes an immediate impact for an otherwise similar-to-2007 — and sorry — defense.
4. San Francisco 49ers 4-12: So the coaching staff has given up on QB
Alex Smith, meaning the ball will be in the hands of
J.T. O'Sullivan. Hmmm. Doesn't sound appealing to me. The one bright spot will be watching linebacker
Patrick Willis tackle everyone around him. He's an absolute beast.
*Wild-Card team.
PLAYOFFSWild-Card RoundAFC: No. 3 Indianapolis def. No. 6 Cleveland; No. 5 Jacksonville def. No. 4 Pittsburgh.
NFC: No. 6 Philadelphia def. No. 3 Minnesota; No. 4 Seattle def. No. 5 Green Bay.
Divisional RoundAFC: No. 1 San Diego def. No. 5 Jacksonville; No. 3 Indianapolis def. No. 2 New England.
NFC: No. 1 Dallas def. No. 6 Philadelphia; No. 2 New Orleans def. No. 4 Seattle.
Conference ChampionshipsAFC: San Diego 23, Indianapolis 17: Rough day for
Peyton Manning against stellar San Diego defense. No six INTs this time, but far from pretty.
NFC: Dallas 34, New Orleans 24: Back-and-forth offensive battle goes to the Cowboys, who ride the dreadlocks of
Marion Barber back to the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl XLIIIDallas 28, San Diego 20: In turnover-plagued game, Cowboys make fewer mistakes and capitalize on Chargers' errors. The MVP: How about sweet redemption for
Tony Romo, who hasn't exactly enjoyed tranquil exits from the playoffs his first two seasons as the starter in "Big D"?